Brad Wardell's site for talking about the customization of Windows.

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All he wants to do is give you presents.


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on Oct 15, 2014

I like presents!

on Oct 15, 2014

"Here take this flaming fireball from my hand... it won't hurt... much." - SK

For some reason, I'm reminded of the time somebody tried to offer me candy from inside a car as I was walking home from school.

on Oct 15, 2014

I've fell for his niceness before. 

on Oct 15, 2014

A life transforming experience, eh? Sounds like a motivational speaker.

on Oct 15, 2014


Is it the spell of making or the spell of destroying?

on Oct 15, 2014

AlLanMandragoran


Is it the spell of making or the spell of destroying?

Do not fear me... this is making a new beginning against the old problems in this broken world. I'm only destroying things that are having a difficult time surviving. Think of it as pruning a bush. Some branches are never going to survive and will only cause problems in the future. I am making those branches into something useful. You do want to be useful don't you. Take these gifts and help me make this world into a better place...

 

on Oct 15, 2014

All life is precious to the SK, I suppose.

He's just redistributing energy, that's all. 

on Oct 15, 2014

Can we start worshipping him yet?

on Oct 15, 2014

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Relias and Magesta face off against the Black Sorcerer, a villain of immense power and cruelty

 

Stop contradicting yourself Brad!

on Oct 15, 2014

"You can't bake a cake without breaking some eggs"

 

-SK

on Oct 15, 2014

Can he come to my birthday party? I want his gifts!

But doesn't every spell have its opposite?

on Oct 15, 2014

"Say hello to my little friend...' -SK

on Oct 15, 2014

As my player Lich character in D&D used to say

 

"I'm not evil. I am simply reallocating life force from an inefficient form, you, to more efficient form, me. I'm a conservationist at heart."

on Oct 16, 2014

Maybe we should ask him for a gift receipt? You know, in case we don't like the gift and want a full refund.

 

on Oct 16, 2014

After entering into the Sorcerer King lair, the visitor is confronted by the Sorcerer King who states in an annoyed voice "I am in the process of casting the spell of making. It will transform all life on the world into pure, magical energy."

"Ah, i see, but can i supply you with any magical artifacts to help you in that endeavour?"

"Excuse me?"

"I am a salesman of great repute and it came to my notice that you are in the market for some magical products. I have a stone of focusing, a transmutation cloth, a toad out of the vale of the happy people, a ...."

"Enough! How did you get in?"

"There was nobody at the gate and it was open, so i simply walked in. But how about some magical goods, i really have a nice assortment and i can offer a good deal on various ..."

"Shut up! I am rather busy."

"You did say that, but the spell you are casting is flawed."

"What do you mean flawed?"

"It will incinerate the caster."

"It will incinerate the caster? How do you know this?"

"The other Sorcerer King tried and he failed."

"Other Sorcerer King? Where is he?"

"You know that recently erupted volcano?"

"Yes, what has that to do with another Sorcerer King?"

"His Laboratory was where there is now a magma lake. But to get back to the topic at hand: Your spell is flawed."

"And where do you see that supposed flaw?"

"Clearly that rune of containment is wrong."

The Sorcerer King turns around and carefully inspects the rune for any problems. "There is nothing wrong with the rune. He is perf.....". Looking down he notices the point of a sword sticking out of his chest just before collapsing.

"It is time for you to be transformed into 'magical energy'. Boys, throw him on the pyre and let him burn to ashes."

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